Uprooted overpriced plantlife and fat-saturated,caffeine and sugar blocks? You shouldn't have.

Laryngitis,how nice to see you.

Yes,I really love how my voice cracks when I speak too high an octave,sing or yell. It'll really make people take me seriously when I yell at them. And I REALLY can't wait till my voice completely goes. Then I won't to be able to speak at all! Isn't that just wonderful.....

Sarcastic haiku

Yeah you really care
You act like I am not there
This I will not bear

How WONDERFUL to see you snow

Ah yes snow...I *love* snow [insert eye roll here ]. I just love how it makes the hem of pants wet and my feet cold. Also the fact that it's piled high out there up to my hip...correction further than that. Yea,this really wants to make me move to Norway or North Canada. California have fun with your sun.

Song of the day:Miserable at Best-Mayday Parade 

You make me feel soo great

Isn't it the greatest feeling when someone confuses the heck outta you and just leaves. Not bothering to text or call just keeps you hanging. When you do that I'm really on cloud nine. Thank you so much for making me feel this way...its great...

I'm not the only one whos sarcastic

Oh look another blog,isn't that wonderful?

Yet another blog,but not by me of course. Welcome to my skarky world of reality where I shall post of my life and how I see it in my own sarcastic way. I'll try and post daily but if not relax because I'm off doing things...or being lazy. Take your pick.